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It is time for the last five to become the last four years, and I put my money on Romeo. Yes, Ralph received the lowest scores of the judges, but Ralph has the advantage of not connecting a stupid movie or album or whatever the hell when a microphone is stuck in the face. Of course, Ralph can not have a movie or an album to promote at this time, but you know what? I do not know, because there was nothing FLOGGING. Romeo makes me feel like I see in the version of the infomercial "ETAP" so I really do not care if it's a decent cha cha. I TiVo through the ads for a reason, dammit.

[Full summary on Tuesday (May 10) "Dancing with the Stars" results after the break ...]

Anyway, let it unnecessarily long time in the party. Len and Max Requests Kirstie repeat their smoldering tango. Is it true that they are a cute couple? Yes, Kirstie 60-year friggin 'but she has hair extensions at a much younger woman.

So the couple first on the block is Kirstie & Max and Hines & Kym. Kym Hines compliments on its prey. And she wants a ring on her finger if they win the mirror ball. Hines just laughs. Chad Ochocinco trinkets and ruined for everyone.

Oh Yay, they fired the old dance center parody. While this is not the worst waste of time "DWTS," but it is not Sportcenter (best commercials ever, by the way). Kenny Mayne and Jerry Rice is the game to look like idiots in the pseudo dance attire, but you can tell this whole routine is a bit thrown together. I love stats so the leaves remained on the screen long enough for us to read them because they are funnier than the rest of the movement. In short, they say that Kirstie is old, and she babbles all Romeo does everything the children (sometimes for the troops, but especially children) and the need to lose fat of his chiseled abs too. Len Goodman is sitting at the table and looks almost lost. Really, I think

dancing with the stars results



Michael Bolton and Delta Goodrem performing "I'm ready." Michael Bolton is more like Rod Stewart every day. I still do not understand how he became a professional singer, and that always sounds as if I have a cold. Delta, however, is very good, which only succeeds in making Michael Bolton look kind of evil.

Behind the scenes, Brooke asks everyone nervous, and if anyone thinks of returning home. Romeo points out that "competition is very competitive." Sigh. Seriously, Romeo? Go ahead, plug something. It 'better than listening to Brooke to ask the same questions every week asking cursed.

The three brothers Tuita dance. Hefa, the eldest, is one of the dancers from Chris Brown. They are all very talented. His father died. It's sad.

Then the footsteps of Delta Adele singing "Natural Woman". Adele is apparently in time. But if the time can not sing his hit "Rolling the Deep" later in the series.

Kenny Mayne, Jerry Rice and Len Goodman Dance Center in return. Kenny Mayne was baptized by the type of blank look depressed, that is not even here. He and Jerry announce that Ralph shows a boy who beat after school. Then Len also worried about Ralph. Kenny believes that it is strange, what it is, but it's a bad piece of shit "DWTS" he wrote, so do not hold it against Len. There is some talk of Hines, which is not worth even a beauty treatment. Oh, and Kenny can not believe Chelsea costumes.

Adele is finally ready to perform. But wait a minute. Only two pairs are safe, and we have fifteen minutes to go? With only five (and soon four) left the pair, the results should really be no more than half an hour at that time. Anyway, Adele sings "Rolling in the deep." Oh, look, it's Troupe "DWTS" dance. I think we should just be glad we did not have to listen Natter about how difficult it is to dance! And they like to be on the show! And they work so hard!

Finally, the last three pairs are on the block. We see Ralph gimp around. The guy had the misfortune not only with his hamstring. He had some really crap songs to dance. "Stack of the Middle East?" Ugh. Anyway, last night was so happy to Chelsea

on both scores. And she had fun. Romeo, on the other hand, thought it was messed up his score landed him near the bottom. Romeo, why can not you be happy and smiling like Chelsea? She may believe in the tooth fairy (depending Dance Center), but at least she does not sulk about his score.

The first pair is in danger ... Ralph & Karina. The next two are in danger ... Romeo and Chelsea. What are all the whistles of the audience? Have you had the sound, the viewers behave. Chelsea & Mark danced the semifinals, whoot!

So three minutes into the show. We get the final result, "ETAP"? Please? Karina looks set to mourn. Chelsie looks set to mourn. The poor. I wonder if it is difficult to see a week wages to disappear before his eyes in his celebrity boot. The couple returns home ... Romeo & Chelsie.

Brooke asks Romeo if he had been surprised. Seriously, Brooke is no good answer to this? "Yes, because my fans love me and everyone else sucks!" But Romeo and says he does not, which is quite a reasonable answer. All gave a standing ovation. His life is changed forever! He did not dance in their prom! He showed all the guys you can, if you try! He is fearless now! I am almost sad to go Romeo, what is all the encouragement, young children, and found his love of dance. And then contact your Twitter account. And now I remember why I found it annoying.